Kelsey Corby 
“Theodora and the Flood”
Hey! On December 10th I’m going to tell you a story about two women and flood. Let’s talk a bit about it first.
You know a flood is a flood when there’s egregious amounts of 💦liquids💦.
You know a liquid is a liquid when it fills a 🌫space🌫 .
What liquids are we 🚫not🚫 okay with filling spaces?
Which people are we 🚫not🚫 okay with filling spaces?
🌊Floods🌊 can be as 🍯sweet🍯 as the Great Boston Molasses Spill of 1919 or as 🌌dark🌌 as the Pennsylvania Death Fog in 1948. But a 💧flood💧 can also be a huge crowd of 👩👩👦👦people👩👩👦👦 or blowing your 👃nose👃 too hard in January. All we need to know about them is it’s time to ⚠️stand back⚠️
“ Hark! I WILL squirt my pimple juice on you, sir. I will spit on the sidewalk next to your feet and clog your sink with sewage. When you step back I will step forward and when you step forward I will also step forward. This is what it means to flood. “
I’m so 😌happy😌 to be having this 🖼exhibition🖼 for you and I’d like you to come so I can 💩poop💩 in your pants!